I won't be home for christmas
Blink 182



Outside the carolers start to sing
I can't describe the joy they bring
Cause joy is something they don't bring me

My girlfriend is by my side 
From the roof are hanging sickles of ice 
Their whiny voices get irritating 
It's Christmas time again

So I stand with a dead smile on my face 
Wondering how much of my time they’ll waste 
Oh God, I hate these Satan’s helpers

And then I guess I must have snapped 
Because I grabbed the baseball bat 
And made them all run for shelter

It’s Christmas time, again 
It’s time to be nice to the people you can’t stand, All year 
I’m growing tired of all this Christmas cheer

You people scare me 
Please stay away from my home 
If you wanna get beat down 
Just leave the presents and let me be alone

Well, I guess it’s not cool to freak on Christmas Eve 
Cause the cops came and arrested me 
They had an unfair advantage

And even though the jail didn’t have a tree 
Christmas came a night early 
Cause a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package

It’s Christmas time, again 
It’s time to be nice to the people you can’t stand, All year 
I’m growing tired of all this Christmas cheer

You people scare me 
Please stay away from my home 
If you wanna get beat down 
Just leave the presents and let me be alone

I won’t be home, I won’t be home for Christmas 
I won’t be home, I won’t be home for Christmas
(repeat till end)