Teenage Dirtbag 
Wheatus



Her name is Noel
I have a dream about her, She rings my bell
I got gym class in half an hour
Oh how she rocks in Keds and tube socks
but she doesn't know who I am; And she doesn't give a damn about me.

Chorus
Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me. Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo

Her boyfriend's a dick
He brings a gun to school and he'd simply kick
my ass if he knew the truth; He lives on my block
He drives an IROC; But he doesn't know who I am 
and he doesn't give a damn about me.

Chorus

Oh yeah, Dirtbag; No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
Oh yeah, Dirtbag; No, she doesn't know what she's missing.

Man I feel like mold
It's prom night and I am lonely Lo and behold 
she's walking over to me; This must be fake
my lip starts to shake; How does she know who I am
and why does she give a damn about . . .

I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby 
Come with me Friday, don't say maybe
I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby like you . . . Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo

Oh yeah, Dirtbag; No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
Oh yeah, Dirtbag; No, she doesn't know what she's missing.